the-absolute-funniest-posts:

epic-humor:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: lettucefetish)

crystallized-teardrops:

beauty queen of online blogging she had some problems with her theme

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

(Source: isaacedlahey)

xtinn:

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

Lmfao

(Source: landofbluesmoke)

thechosenone305:

deathbycurls:

derrierencriss:

i’d let the british invade me if you know what i mean

brings a whole new meaning to “the british are coming”

That escalated quickly

(Source: asstheticallypleasing)

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

and

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face